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Load Balancing Architectures For Online Reporting DBs

On April 9, 2011 in Events

Today, my awesome cohort John Halunen [T] and myself are presenting at our first SQL Saturday. #SQLSat68 is being hosted in Olympia, WA. I’m a little nervous but excited to be presenting on a topic that I work with daily, and one that has become second nature to me.

Here is our presentation, minus the notes. Next week I will be updating this page to point to a webcast. We will be re-recording our presentation and turning it into a webcast.

Enjoy!

 

 
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The 11 Word Story

On April 4, 2011 in Uncategorized

New SQL peep introduced. Community. Collective wealth increased. We are rich! Updated to remove my ghetto slang. Tom La Rock’s Meme Monday Tagged by Kendra Little and Yanni Robel. Tagging Dev Nambi and Mike Decuir.

 
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SQL Cruise Tips

On March 21, 2011 in Events, SQLCruise, Training

Currently there have only been two SQL Cruises to date. There is one more in May and it still has a few spots open. You may remember that it sold out the first day. After I learned I was pregnant, my husband and I were forced to cancel and a couple of spots have opened [...]

 
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On the 10th day of SQL…

On December 22, 2010 in Mentions

The Beginning… In the spirit of Christmas, Brent Ozar (Blog | Twitter) came up with yet another one of those brainy ideas of his. He asked 12 SQL bloggers to each write about their favorite blog post for a 12 Days Of SQL series. On the 9th Day Of SQL, Kendra Little (Blog | Twitter) [...]

 
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WIT and SQLCruise

On November 14, 2010 in WIT

This year SQLCruise was balanced 50/50 men and women. This was a surprising ratio and we had a special WIT (Women in Technology) session to discuss it. Next year, there is only one woman signed up for the first Miami cruise (so far) and two women for the Alaska cruise. Both of the women signed [...]

 
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SQL Cruise, I Still Miss You!

On November 5, 2010 in Events

And while it pains me to have to wait, I am over joyed and extremely excited that the next two SQL Cruises have been announced! Check out the official website for more details. Unfortunately, by the time I am writing this, the Alaska SQL Cruise has already sold out. After only one day, all of [...]

 
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Is there a heartbeat?

On November 4, 2010 in SSMS

Dammit Jim, I’m a DBA not a doctor! On our servers we have heartbeats in our SQL Agent Jobs. A heartbeat is a start and end step that we put into each of our jobs. If you do use it, do you use the same terminology or do you have a different word for it? [...]

 
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Where Did My Blah Go?

On November 3, 2010 in SSMS

A week or so ago I was helping a coworker. He had just upgraded to SQL2K8 R2 and needed to get into the options for LogShipping. They weren’t there. A quick Bing search showed the options were accessible exactly as we thought but we still couldn’t find them. We checked all of the SQL2K8 R2 [...]

 
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Default Blame Acceptor

On September 4, 2010 in Default Blame Acceptor
 
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Default Blame Acceptor

On August 31, 2010 in Default Blame Acceptor

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